The Happppy songs of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Len with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.525 billion NORMAL HUMANS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Smoke Maze. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NORMAL economy, worth a remarkable 5,055 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,117 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Witchcraft and Sorcery after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, recognizing the NORMAL flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 784^th in the world and 1^st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,820.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.